Mommy my brain hurts

[demariana]

I signed up with okcupid.com a bit ago, and today I got my first email from someone. I think the best experience is to try and read this out loud to a large group of people.

Names and yahoo info has been removed.

Hello,
how are you doing today ,hope all is well with you over there ,well i am c**** t***** i am 42 yrs old and i am from indiana in anderson i am single looking for ,i am an honest man who is faithfull,love caring,understanding,person and cheerfull giver i am realiable person and also i am God fearing person i am open minded to anything i am a man of my word i talked all what is in my mind and i do care about my love alot and i am a man of integrety i am also a trustworthy person ,i am an contractor and i have no son i lot him and her mom and my dad is from indiana in anderson why mom is from Africa and i am also with her rigth now so i love making alot of funs with the woman i love and i am looking for who is honest,faithfull,open minded,understanding person who is God fearing person and love caring,cheerfull giver and a reliable person ,i am also looking for who we can get married to each other and a trustwothry person,so if u get intrested in me here is my id *****@***.com and u can also get in touch with me thorugh messenger i am online now or mail me ,hope to hear from you ,bye for now .

Comments

[peradouro.livejournal.com]

Russian, Philipino, Asian women and African men do this stuff all the time. I quit a couple of penpal services because of this.

[minikin.livejournal.com]

I"ve heard tell, but I can't remember where, that stupid men can be good in bed... I swear, there was some kind of TV special.

[dubheach.livejournal.com]

LOLOL

But you can't tell us from experience, can you? That's because you have a certain standard (higher than 100 IQ)::grin:: and because you're classy.
So is Demariana. I think she can be a bit pickier than this gentleman.

[minikin.livejournal.com]

OMFG, I'm an intelligence bigot! I just scanned my (embarrassing long, and yes existent in bits) list, and I can't vouch for any of the entries as being dumb. Okay, there's one or two about whom I have extremely little data, but I've basis for assumption...

[sageautumn.livejournal.com]

*cringe* That's... ...HORRID!

Maybe you'll get better ones later.

[dandelion-wings.livejournal.com]

normally, i wouldn't say anything at all. in this case i have to echo your subject Mommy my brain hurts